Big Head

I'll get straight to the point, I have a huge head.  I mean I know a girl who has a HUGE head, but mine is still pretty big.  I don't understand why; both of my parents have pretty small heads, my Tutu's head looks big but I think it is her white afro. See below:

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My head is so big that when I was around seven or eight, I thought I was going to die (so I'm dramatic) because my head got stuck in my cousin's football helmet.  He was probably 17 years old, over six feet tall, around 250 lbs.


Big heads are cool, because I have big brains.  Big heads aren't cool because hats don't fit me (insert bad joke: "I have the same problem, rubber hats don't fit me either") and I really like hats!  Okay, maybe I am being super dramatic, unless you agree that my head is huge, but baseball hats do fit me if they're adjustable.  I once got a really warm winter hat for Christmas, put it on my head, and almost fainted on the way to class because the hat was cutting off my circulation. I was too embarrassed to ask for the receipt so I donated it.


Hungover shopping on Sunday, I found a really cool hat at Target.  It was only $9.99!!!!  I love it because it is loose fitting and forgiving on the bowling ball I carry on my neck.  Hats rock because you can really cover up a bad hair day.  I wore it to work today with black pants, my black leather jacket, and black scarf.  A homeless man in the commons asked if I was in the mafia.  This stuff never gets old.


Here is my child (not really my child) wearing the hat.  How cute, chic, and trendy does little baby Francis look?  He kept the hat on for a full 20 minutes.  I knew it was a keeper.

I want to find a hat like this in gray, so if you see one, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!