I need to travel more. How can I say that Boston is the best city if I do not go anywhere else? I feel like this could be compared to a color blind person saying black and white are the best colors ever, when clearly they have not experienced all of the beautiful colors in the rainbow. In college, I made sure I went on spring break no matter how poor I was. Montreal, Jacksonville, Daytona, Punta Cana; I was a world class traveler. Going on Spring Break in Florida actually made me hate Florida. Everyone is so slow paced. I actually think I waited over ten minutes for an iced coffee and that was the norm. I, Elizabeth Marie, will never retire in Florida; but I do want to go to Miami sometime soon. My grandmother also lives in Florida so I guess I will visit her when she finally invites me.
This past weekend I spent less than 24 hours in New York City for my friend Lori's 23rd birthday. As a marketing major, I know that I should move to NYC, it is the marketing capital of the world. Since graduation, I have pretty much talked myself out of why I should not live there: it is expensive, overcrowded, dirty, their sports teams suck, my dogs would be in Boston, etc. After visiting NYC this weekend, I fell out of hate with it. While riding the MEGA Bus into town, I stared out the window eating a granola bar I took from my friend Shannon (I'm trying to cap my candy intake). I was so infatuated with everything I saw because it was unfamiliar. I am obsessed with the unknown. I will admit, I am so nosey, my friends must hate it. I know everything about everyone and if I do not, I will pry until I know. I am a great detective; you need someone to know something, I can help you.
A couple of things I have noticed about New York:
1. A "New York Minute" makes sense, there is so much traffic, I do not know how anyone could be on time.
2. Cabs are CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. The City never actually sleeps, bars, food, convenient stores are ALWAYS open. ALL OF THE TIME.
4. Brunch is the "in" thing to do, but it requires you to sleep in from being up all night.
5. Everything is on a grid, so everyone actually knows where they are going. You are a complete tourist if you are lost.
6. There is shopping and food everywhere.
7. People are not as friendly in NYC as they are in Boston.
8. The party does not start until midnight. The big difference is in Boston, I am usually trying to make sure my eyes or my friends' eyes aren't rolling to the back of their heads at midnight.
9. It is not as bad as I had imagined.
For the short time we were there, we went to a dive bar called the Watering Hole. The Watering Hole had kaeroke, which pretty much was the downfall for my friends. A small list of events that happened in a span of three hours:
1. Lori's boyfriend Eric took the microphone from two girls before they started to sing and wished Lori a happy birthday. The bar went silent, I do not think Eric knew how awkward it was.
2. During the solo of American Girl, I swung the microphone above my head and almost took out a friend, then I got yelled at.
3. Every time Shannon went up to sing, her performances quickly came to and end because the hostess hated her.
4. My three friends sang Janis Joplin "Take Another Piece of My Heart" and everyone hated it. Who thinks JANIS JOPLIN IS A GOOD SONG TO SING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? Social suicide at its best.
I will not talk about the awful place that we went to eat for brunch. The awful experience has been burned in my head forever; they did not have orange juice for mimosas. WTF!?
I will write about David's Bagels. I should start off with my relationship with bagels. I love bagels, just as much as I love candy and orange juice. Whenever I play "What would I live with if I was stranded on an island?" I always say I would just eat bagels everyday for the rest of my life. In college, I think my freshmen 15 (+5) came from the unlimited dining hall pass. While everyone was eating pizza, burgers, french fries, I was piling up on bagels and Powerade. My favorite bagel is everything with onion and chive cream cheese, but if I am feeling sweet, I will have a cinnamon raisin with strawberry cream cheese.
New York bagels are something else. Junior year, I gave up bagels for lent. I thought this was going to be easy, sophomore year I gave up drinking for lent and succeeded! I was a total bitch during this time and it was a challenge being sober, but I got through it. Here is a picture of me being sober, just as weird:
I know, I look like such a molester. We are all super sober too. Back to the bagels, the first day of lent, Lori comes back from visiting Eric's family in Long Island, with TWO DOZEN BAGELS. How was I supposed to say no? Realistically, I had two bagels a day for a week. I just could not resist. I just am not perfect.
The catch about New York bagels is that with everything bagels, there is everything ALL OVER THE BAGEL. Not just the top part of the bagel, but the bottom too. Making this killer carb delicious all over. David's bagels are oversized, soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside and they make their own cream cheese too. I obviously bought a dozen but I swear they are sitting in my freezer. As I am trying to shrink my New York bagel sized midsection for the summer, I am allowing myself to half a bagel a day. It is not easy.
David's Bagels is located in "Sty Town" and on 18th Street. I suggest anyone and everyone who appreciates bagels like me should go.
Overall, NYC was great. I really loved it there and I want to go back soon. Someday, I might even move there. New York City, I do not hate you anymore, but Boston is still better.